Religious Views of Life

TAOISM
Shit happens.

CONFUCIANISM
Confucius says, "Shit happens."

BUDDHISM
If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

ZEN
What is the sound of shit happening?

HINDUISM
This shit happened before.

ISLAM
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

PROTESTANTISM
Let shit happen to someone else.

CATHOLICISM
If shit happens, you deserve it.

JUDAISM
Why does this shit always happen to us?

AGNOSTICISM
What is this shit?

ATHEISM
I don't believe this shit.

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Last updated March 12, 2003