Hello all, and welcome to the latest incarnation of The Yellow Page. This is just my own little space on the Internet to ramble on about myself and all the stuff I like. For those who don't know me or are here for the first time, I'll give you the lowdown.

My full name is Tammy Jane Hocking and I was born in Melbourne, Australia on June 6, 1978. I was a fairly confused child, playing with Barbies as well as He-Man action figures. But it turned out I just loved cartoons. From the age of 12, my growing obsession with The Simpsons earned me a reputation with family and friends (I often go by the name of Kwyjibo on the Internet).

This turned out to be a life-changing obsession. While studying Year 12 at high school, I would stumble upon my future husband — another crazed Simpsons fan from Nebraska, USA — named Matt Rose, in a Simpsons chat room on the Internet. We would be married in Australia six years later on July 1, 2002.

I escaped high school in 1996, graduating from Footscray City Secondary College. For four years I worked as an apprentice compositor for a local newspaper and studied at RMIT, where I developed my love for graphic design. Since then, I have been working as a graphic artist and in late 2002, established my own graphic design business, Catnip Graphics.

So that's me in a nutshell. All the other ramblings I mentioned earlier can be found through the links on the left.

Thanks for stopping by The Yellow Page. I can't find you a decent plumber, but I hope you still enjoy your visit.

P.S. In case you're wondering about the title:
The Beatles had "The White Album", The Simpsons referenced that with their CD "The Yellow Album", and I decided to reference that with "The Yellow Page". Strange connection, but that's me.

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The Yellow Page has had

visitors since February 10, 1997

Right now I'm listening to:

Scissor Sisters
Eponymous
Favourite Tracks:
Better Luck
Laura
Lovers In The Back Seat
Take Your Mama